Friday, January 2, 2009

A Little Bit of Biblical Humor to Brighten Up Your Day

I got this in an e-mail today.

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in
Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the great est female financier in the Bible?

A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the
Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in
Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of
Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around
Jordan The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?

A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?

A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the
Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...)

God Bless,


Anonymous said...


Zoe said...

lol! Some of those are really funny!

Anonymous said...

I know it (the followers thing) says I just added. It is because I put them all anonymous to see what that did, and them I put it back to public, so now it is how it is now. Sorry!

Lauren Ann

God's Soldier said...

That's so funny!

♥Ellie♥ said...

My favorite breed of horses is Gyspy vanners too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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